we’re having a baby and the baby is not you the baby is just a massive clusterfuck, like we’re having the fucking spawn from Alien or whatever, and Sigourney Weaver can’t help us this time because she’s not a goddamn representative she’s just an actress!!!! We’re so screwed!!!!!!!! Why did we even take this cargo ship down to the surface, what a bullshit clause, we should never have signed that agreement; I just wanted to get paid, I didn’t want to try to rescue anyone, I didn’t want to meet extraterrestrial lifeforms.
