January 2011
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fivetail:
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stonersunshine:
I BET HE’S GOT A SPLITTING HEADACHE.
SO SAD
HE LOOKED LIKE HE HAD HIS WHOLE LIFE A HEAD OF HIM
thats not how you get ahead in life
HE’S REALLY AHEAD OF THE PACK
LET’S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES, THIS IS A PIERCING DEVELOPMENT THAT CUT HIS LIFE TO PIECES
I bet he was...
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for fresh prints.
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verdamned:
Silent Hill 2 OST -...
Anonymous asked: <p>Hawkeye/Mustang</p>
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WHO WANTED MORE WRISTED-MOUNTED STABBING
OR WHAT ABOUT BOOT-MOUNTED STABBING
I’d pay to see this BAMF kick Ezio’s ass. Yeah I said it.
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fivetail asked: NAME YOUR MEDIC SET JAMES, ANGELA, AND EDDIE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Here have some gratuitous Medic violence.
The Fic Where Medic Kills Fucking Everybody
what’s this i’m actually posting fic huh
ENORMOUS thanks to FiveTail and Katya for helping with material, direction, and corrections! You guys are wonderful. : )
A shout to Magellan as well, for long ago establishing the Commando Medic design.
http://tf2chan.net/fanfic/res/545.html
One Night Without Respawn, Part 1 ...
Last night was the first time I've ever ordered an...
Fuck yeah.
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In which Kai is amazing and FiveTail receives a...
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: okay.
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: So I spilled out all my stupid kawaii desu ideas to Beanie and now they are out of my system and I can go back towriting creepygineer like I'm supposed to.
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: I apologize for the lapse in reason
SirKai: @ _ @
SirKai: lol
SirKai: AH FORGIVE YOU LASSIE
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: STOP THAT
SirKai: AH DUNNO WOOT YER TALKIN' ABOWT LASS
SirKai: AYE, YA CARE FOR A DRINK?
SirKai: I-
SirKai hiccup.
SirKai: I DU-THINK I CAN MUSTER ANOTHER ONE MESELF
SirKai: WOULD BE A RIGHT SHAME TO LET THE RES' O' THIS BOTTLE GO TEH WASTE...
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: I LOVE YOU DEMO
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: I LAAAAAAAV YOU
SirKai: I LOVE ME TOO LASSIE
SirKai: LESS
SirKai: LESS GET... MARRIED...
SirKai passes out
SirKai epicly loud snoring
The Five Who Stole Tailmas wibbles
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: he proposed!
SirKai: wtf does that mean
SirKai: What the fuck.
SirKai: Is a "wibble."
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: it's the term for
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: the trembling of the lower lip
SirKai: o
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: usually in sadness or unbridled joy
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: it's a
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: fluff word though
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: you'd never use it in legitimate fiction
SirKai: Do you like.
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: unless someone was doing it mockingly
SirKai: Secretly love Demo.
SirKai: More than Scout?
SirKai: I think you do.
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: S--shut up.
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: I do not.
SirKai: Oohhh Lassie.
SirKai: I think ye do.
SirKai grin.
SirKai: Come on now missie.
SirKai: Imagine me roight now.
SirKai: A helluva lot more pleasin than any Scout, am I right?
SirKai: Come on Lassie.
SirKai: You can admit it.
SirKai: I wun tell a soul.
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
SirKai: BEAT IT, YOU SCOT SON OF A BITCH
SirKai: CAN'T YOU SEE SHE APPRECIATES ME MORE THAN YOU.
SirKai: LOOK AT YOU
SirKai: YOU WEAR A DRESS
SirKai: YOU'RE PATHETIC
SirKai: YOU'RE SCUM
SirKai: YOU'RE WORSE THAN DIRT, CYCLOPS.
The Five Who Stole Tailmas is literally flailing
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: Is it wrong I read all that in Soldier's voice
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: because
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: yeah
SirKai: SO HOW ABOUT IT CUPCAKE?
SirKai: ME, OR THAT DROOLING DRUNKARD?
SirKai: HAH, BUT I SUPPOSE IF NOTHING ELSE
SirKai: WE’RE BOTH PREFERABLE TO THAT LOUD MOUTH CITY BOY
SirKai: AM I RIGHT SISTER?
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: ...
SirKai: OR AM I RIGHT?
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: OH MY GOD
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: OH MYGOD STOP
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SirKai: STOP?
SirKai: WHY WOULD I STOP?
SirKai: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP
SirKai: I AM A TRAIN
SirKai: WITH NO BRAKES
SirKai: NOT A ONE SISTER.
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: SIR WHY DO YOU CONTINUE CALLING ME THAT
SirKai: WOULD YOU PREFER CUPAKE?
SirKai: OR SWEEEEETHEART?
SirKai: OR HONEYBUN?
SirKai: I KNOW WOMEN.
SirKai: I KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE.
SirKai: WOMEN LIKE YOU LIKE REAL MEN.
SirKai: NOT PANSY-WHAMSY HALF-PINT ABORTED MAGGOTS
SirKai: WHO'S DEFINING TRAIT IS RUNNING AWAY
SirKai: Hm, but maybe leetle girl like more soft spoken man?
SirKai: Soldier is too loud, da?
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: ........................
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: O--OH GOD
SirKai: In home country, we trained from young age to court women like goddess.
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: HEAVY PLEASE
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: did scout put you up to this he did didn't he
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: p--please tell me he did
SirKai: Ozhers are far too rough.
SirKai: Or too loud.
SirKai: Is not good behavior for such young girl
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: Heavy did you have a fight with Medic o--or
SirKai: Doktor say "ach, you are not fit for zhe girl."
SirKai: He not believe I am quite schooled in treating young girls so well.
SirKai: Amerikan girls like ice cream, da?
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: Y...maybe
SirKai: I show you ice cream from home land.
SirKai: Is gathered and worked on for days. Many men vork very hard for such delicious treat.
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: Th--that's very...admirable
SirKai: Clearly Heavy, you are not doing zhe poor girl any favors.
SirKai: Look at vhat you have done to her.
SirKai: Unacceptable!
SirKai: Now off with you! I expect warm tea when I return.
SirKai: Now...
SirKai peers over glasses.
SirKai: Vhat have we here?
SirKai: I can most certainly see vhere Heavy gets his interest.
SirKai: But his technique, ach, leaves so much to be desired.
SirKai: You'll have to forgive him.
The Five Who Stole Tailmas twisting fingers together
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: U--um.
SirKai: Zhe real men of zhe world will not wait for you, I can promise.
SirKai: You must be steadfast, motivated, and choose your targets carefully.
SirKai: Life is a battlefield, girl.
SirKai: Lose sight of your target, and you may never seen zhem again.
SirKai: And who knows if you can live whiz zhe consequences?
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: You have a good point but
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: What does this have to do with
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: /where is this coming from/
SirKai: Really, the pitiful flirtation attempts of my colleagues were simply so...
SirKai: Hah.
SirKai: Laughable.
SirKai: Do not be swain by zhose who vould beg or vorship you.
SirKai: You need a cunning man.
SirKai: Someone challenging.
SirKai: Someone who may not vait for you.
SirKai: Someone who vill keep sprinting ahead regardless.
SirKai: But trust me Girl, if you stay up to speed, he vill be chasing you too, even if it doesn’t look like it.
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: lkjdfl;kdf
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: /LKASJ;LKD;FLK/
SirKai smiles smugly.
SirKai: Auf wiedersehen
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: WOW
The Five Who Stole Tailmas: HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY THAT I LOVE YOU
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BRB IRL HELMET PARTIES
12:04 AM - You’re A Monster, Mr. Kilo: I’ll have a chance to beat the game tomorrow if I get up early enough to claim the PS3 12:05 AM - SirKai: DO IT BRO 12:09 AM - You’re A Monster, Mr. Kilo: I guess that means I should sleep 12:09 AM - SirKai: I should already be sleeping. x _ x 12:10 AM - You’re A Monster, Mr. Kilo: Let’s go sleep together in our respective beds...
